Kitchen Witch Braided Garlic Charm

You can work this quick Kitchen Witch spell at any time and during any moon phase. Hang the braided garlic in the kitchen, and enchant it for protection and to encourage a happy, healthy with the following charm:

I enchant this braid of garlic so fine,
Keep negativity out all times.
Psychic vampires, roaming ghouls, and ghosts beware,
You will never find refuge in this Witch's lair!

Sure, this charm is a little tongue-in-cheek, but remember that laughter can be the best positive type of magic that you could ever hope to tap into. If you really want to take the wind out of the sails of someone who is trying to frighten you or make you miserable, just laugh. Then, forget about the person.